Cartoon of two angels in heaven confusing ‘holiday’ with ‘holy day’ while discussing words like tomato, papaya.”

THE GREAT HOLIDAY CONFUSION: A CELESTIAL MISUNDERSTANDING

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In the beginning, there was a stirring in Heaven. One of the angels sprinted into the Divine Council chambers shouting, “It’s happening! Earth has finally done it! They’ve declared it — ‘The Day!’” Harps fell silent. Trumpets paused mid-blow. Even the archangels leaned forward in anticipation.A scroll was unfurled. The date? Marked. The earth? Watched….

Angel scientists present the Big Bang theory in heaven with laughter and props

The Big Bang Roast — Heavenly Edition

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Heaven’s theater. God and Jesus in front row. Two angels on stage: Angel Science and Angel Question. A giant Earth TV (100” smart) stands center stage. Angel Science: Welcome! Here’s the story:“In the beginning… there was nothing.”Then — BOOM! The Big Bang! A random explosion creating space, time, and matter. Angel Question (pointing at TV):…