Near Apocalypse: The Doomsday That Just Keeps Delaying Us
You remember that 2012 scare, right? The one with the Mayan calendar allegedly predicting the end of the world? People were googling “how to survive the apocalypse” while hoarding beans, flashlights, and enough toilet paper to last through five lifetimes. Some even booked luxury bunkers. And I swear, if the world had ended, a few…