Cartoon of two angels in heaven confusing ‘holiday’ with ‘holy day’ while discussing words like tomato, papaya.”

THE GREAT HOLIDAY CONFUSION: A CELESTIAL MISUNDERSTANDING

In the beginning, there was a stirring in Heaven. One of the angels sprinted into the Divine Council chambers shouting, “It’s happening! Earth has finally done it! They’ve declared it — ‘The Day!’” Harps fell silent. Trumpets paused mid-blow. Even the archangels leaned forward in anticipation.A scroll was unfurled. The date? Marked. The earth? Watched….