The Divine Ice Bucket Challenge Remix Heaven was chill that day. Not lazy — just… rhythmically divine. The angels were humming. Gabriel was sipping on some perfectly brewed cloud-pressed coffee. The Prayer Request Room was manned by interns from the “Earthwatch Division.” This is where Heaven reacts to prayer. Jazz from a forgotten prophet played…
I wasn’t planning to write today. Not after the kind of night I had. Not with this hangover hissing in my skull. But the universe had other plans. Out of nowhere, the street outside my window exploded with chanting “Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna… Krishna Krishna, Hare Hare…“ It wasn’t subtle. It wasn’t brief. They went…
You remember that 2012 scare, right? The one with the Mayan calendar allegedly predicting the end of the world? People were googling “how to survive the apocalypse” while hoarding beans, flashlights, and enough toilet paper to last through five lifetimes. Some even booked luxury bunkers. And I swear, if the world had ended, a few…